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this changes everything oh my god

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do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

isaia

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

automatonic-absinthe

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

whitepajamas

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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jaydenw

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

straight-up-juggahos

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

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If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

mattg124

I can’t drive. 

darksigyn

I will use this post to explain tumblr

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Projections, people…

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Awesome: When A Little Girl Told Neil DeGrasse Tyson She Wanted To Live On Jupiter, He Completely Shut Her Down

Get ready for the most incredible science win ever, delivered by none other than Neil deGrasse Tyson. He’s pretty much the king when it comes to shutting down people who peddle bad science, but this most recent case completely takes the cake: When an 8-year-old told the badass astrophysicist that she wanted to live on Jupiter, he completely shut her down using science.

Amazing! How many times can Neil deGrasse Tyson win the internet?

The epic science burn happened toward the end of one of Neil’s lectures at the Hayden Planetarium in New York last weekend. Third-grader Liza Collins was attending the lecture with her parents, and during the Q&A session, she raised her hand and told Neil that she wanted to live on Jupiter. But Neil wasn’t about to let her—and her bunk science—off the hook.

What happened next was nothing short of pure NdT gold.

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So besides the fact that, for some reason, this trash news site thinks that Tyson deserves a fucking award for bullying a child, I just searched twitter and found literally one post, which wasn’t made by him. There’s no actual sources on this article and, after searching the image of Tyson and the girl and finding no results, I’m pretty sure that this entire thing was fabricated. You know, like slander. As in the federal crime.

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some hipster girl: im a vegan
albert einstein: your a vegan? oh, that’s cute… tell me more about how you are the smartest scientist of all time and invented the theory of relativity…

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Fuck does being vegan have to do with science

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oh great now the sjw’s are coming out of the woodwork…

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what does this whole work mean

thewadesmellbringer

I’m not an “SJW” but even I don’t know what the fuck you’re going on about, so I’m going to ask you to stop.

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Ladies and gentlemen, millennial PC culture. Just wow.

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Umm I’m on a Mac

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